Someone who has mastered the tedious, invisible infrastructure of adult life with a level of competence that seems almost supernatural to everyone still figuring out how to budget or remember to water a plant. The adulting god has their insurance documents filed, their vitamins organised by day of the week, their car serviced on schedule, and somehow manages to make it all look effortless. The title is often bestowed with a mixture of genuine awe and self-deprecating comparison, as in: how are you this sorted and we're the same age?
She already has a pension, a will, and a dedicated folder for appliance warranties — certified adulting god, the rest of us are just larping.
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