Someone who has elevated breakfast preparation to a genuine art form — the kind of person whose morning spread makes you question every life choice that led you to cereal. The brekkie god does not just eat breakfast; they curate it. Perfectly poached eggs, homemade granola, fresh fruit arranged with suspicious precision. They probably wake up an hour earlier just to make the experience sacred. Both admired and mildly resented by everyone scrolling their stories while eating plain toast.
My flatmate is an actual brekkie god — eggs benedict on a Tuesday, who does that?
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