Internet humorous slang meaning to commit seppuku (ritual suicide by sword), derived from a deliberate or jokey misreading of 'seppuku' as 'sudoku.' Used loosely online to mean killing oneself or, by extension, making a catastrophically self-destructive decision. The humor relies on the mispronunciation being obviously intentional. Typically used hyperbolically rather than literally.
After accidentally replying all with that email, he said he was ready to commit sudoku right there in the conference room.
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(internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku.
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(by extension) To commit suicide by any means.
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