A stretch of time — a week, a month, an entire semester — where everything is collectively, catastrophically falling apart. Cooked szn hits a friend group, a fanbase, or sometimes a whole country when disaster stacks on disaster and recovery feels hypothetical. The term borrows the sports shorthand 'szn' (season) to frame collective suffering as something with a start, a run, and hopefully an end. Posting 'it's cooked szn' is equal parts lament and dark solidarity.
Three exams in four days, the Wi-Fi is down, and it's raining inside somehow — it's definitely cooked szn.
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