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Crimea river

(Internet slang, derogatory, humorous) A sarcastic and unsympathetic response to someone who is complaining or whining.

kɹaɪˈmiə ˈɹɪvɚDocumented since 2010s2010sGen Alpha102 viewsLast reviewed Jun 29, 2026+ Add a definition
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#1·Apr 26, 2026

(Internet slang, derogatory, humorous) A sarcastic and unsympathetic response to someone who is complaining or whining.

Origin: A jocular play on the phrase cry me a river, due to its similar pronunciation. Popularized c. 2014, during Russia's annexation of Crimea. Origin information sourced from Wiktionary contributors (CC BY-SA 4.0).
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  • “song. This is why Crimea River is so”

  • “song. This is why Crimea River is so”

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