(internet slang, derogatory) An incompetent, unsuccessful middle- or upper-class man who is protected from economic duress by his family's wealth or influence.
at least when Jon Kay's mom defended her dumb Nazi failson on Twitter we knew it was pathetically real
Depends on whether you're trying to keep Florence from being destroyed because some rich failson got in a war he could've avoided (or had happen elsewhere.)
(internet slang, derogatory) An incompetent, unsuccessful middle- or upper-class man who is protected from economic duress by his family's wealth or influence.
“at least when Jon Kay's mom defended her dumb Nazi failson on Twitter we knew it was pathetically real”
“Depends on whether you're trying to keep Florence from being destroyed because some rich failson got in a war he could've avoided (or had happen elsewhere.)”
“Anyway, as a chronically depressed person, I want to punch the headline writer (and RFK's failson) in the nose.”
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(Internet slang, derogatory) An incompetent, unsuccessful middle-class or upper-class woman who is protected from economic duress by her family's wealth or influence.
(Internet slang, derogatory) An incompetent, unsuccessful middle-class or upper-class child of wealthy and influential parents.
(US) A successful man from a particular area.
(internet slang) To be or become trapped in poverty, or in a situation where one is not doing anything productive with one's life; to become a loser.
Anyway, as a chronically depressed person, I want to punch the headline writer (and RFK's failson) in the nose.
“I just can't wrap my head around why anyone would take health advice from a rich failson who got brain parasites by eating fuckin' roadkill. Like what are we doing here”
“yeah if Bobby Kennedy's serial killer failson tries to take my meds I will turn my unmedicated self into a problem for him, personally, until the end of his natural life”
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A perennial failure or victim of misfortune.