low key aoltard
When someone's internet cluelessness is subtle enough that you almost miss it — not screaming AOL vibes, but quietly, consistently off.
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When someone's internet cluelessness is subtle enough that you almost miss it — not screaming AOL vibes, but quietly, consistently off. Low key aoltard is your coworker who still double-clicks hyperlinks, or your friend who types 'google.com' into the Google search bar every single time. They function fine. They get by. But the tells are there if you know what to look for.
She's low key aoltard — her laptop desktop is completely covered in shortcuts and she doesn't see the problem.
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