Mega long is when something doesn't just cross the line into tedious — it obliterates it and keeps going. Regular long you can tolerate. Mega long breaks your spirit. It's the three-hour lecture that had a natural ending at forty-five minutes. It's the family WhatsApp thread with 300 unread messages about nothing. It's standing in a queue that snakes around the block for something that should take seconds. Mega long is the superlative of suffering, and using it means you have officially run out of patience.
That film was mega long — two and a half hours and nothing happened until the last ten minutes.
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