oofless

British slang, now mostly historical, meaning flat broke, skint, or seriously short of cash. If you're oofless, your wallet is empty and your bank account is painful to look at. The word derives from 'oof', which was Victorian-era slang for money. Being oofless was the natural opposite — having none of the stuff. While the term has faded from everyday use, it's a colourful piece of old London English with a pleasing ring to it.