The highest possible tier of being cooked — a state so thoroughly ruined, exhausted, or chaotic that it has looped back around to being almost legendary. Peak cooked isn't just bad; it's the worst version of bad that still has an audience. When someone reaches peak cooked, the situation is so comprehensively over that there's nothing left to do but document it. The word 'peak' signals that this is the apex of the disaster, a summit achieved through consistent terrible decisions or outstanding bad luck.
She answered a work email at 2 AM in her sleep and accidentally quit — that is peak cooked and I will not hear otherwise.
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