turnip
The white root of a yellow-flowered plant, , grown as a vegetable and as fodder for cattle.
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Look, you barely sentient turnip! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
Turnip's Operation Freedumb is a bust. Whomst amongst youmst called it?
Not again, you barely sentient turnip! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
For a minute, I thought you'd got a turnip of your very own; Baldrick would be jealous.
I mean, “defeating Democrats at all costs” was the excuse many of them told themselves to justify voting for Turnip back in 2016.
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The white root of a yellow-flowered plant, , grown as a vegetable and as fodder for cattle.
The ancient Roman gastronomists considered the turnip, when prepared in the following manner, a dish fit for epicures: "After boiling, extract the water from them, and season with cummin, rue, or benzoin, pounded in a mortar; afterward a…
“No That will pull all his salts out. use a beat or a turnip”
— Bluesky· May 2026“You are surprised that Turnip lied? That is ALL he does!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Always easier to make stuff up than to actually use real life facts, until the fact-checkers come along and make him look like a right turnip...”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Dear lord, you barely sentient turnip! Your thoughts are like a shuffled deck of blank cards—completely pointless.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I guarantee that guy would have still voted for Turnip over Bernie if they had both been on the ballot. That's the fatal flaw in the Bernie Bro arguments.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(Hong Kong) The white root of , also known as a daikon.
The turnip is one of the lordliest vegetables in the world; its broth is practically a soup in itself.
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(Scotland, Ireland, Northern England, Cornwall, Atlantic Canada, Manitoba) The yellow root of a related plant, the swede or .
In general, beets, carrots, and turnips are all of aphrodisiac value in erotic dietary.
“Look, you barely sentient turnip! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Turnip's Operation Freedumb is a bust. Whomst amongst youmst called it?”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Not again, you barely sentient turnip! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?”
— Bluesky· May 2026“For a minute, I thought you'd got a turnip of your very own; Baldrick would be jealous.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I mean, “defeating Democrats at all costs” was the excuse many of them told themselves to justify voting for Turnip back in 2016.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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