wife
The female of a pair of mated animals.
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Work Bludger's kid who has just had a tonsillectomy woke him up haemorrhaging from the mouth this morning and he SENT HIM TO SCHOOL I hope his wife smacked him across the mouth for that fuck up jesus christ
I don't like his politics, but I do reserve some warm feelings for him over his obvious love for his late wife and bereavement over the same. So him I give a pass for humane reasons.
It’s my wife’s favorite book, for my money you gotta check out Wild Seed or Dawn. Butler was one of the best to ever do it
@Joseph Starita Your kids realize this how you talk about your wife to other people or nah?
it's clear what i meant to say and then these blue boomers want to be snarky like don't u have a wife to harrass
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The female of a pair of mated animals.
The Fisherman and His Wife]]
“Work Bludger's kid who has just had a tonsillectomy woke him up haemorrhaging from the mouth this morning and he SENT HIM TO SCHOOL I hope his wife smacked him across the mouth for that fuck up jesus christ”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I don't like his politics, but I do reserve some warm feelings for him over his obvious love for his late wife and bereavement over the same. So him I give a pass for humane reasons.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Apparently, his parents hate his wife”
“The teacher was not happy. My wife”
“wife. I know what a prindle is. Is that”
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A married woman, especially in relation to her spouse.
The Fisherman and His Wife]]
“It’s my wife’s favorite book, for my money you gotta check out Wild Seed or Dawn. Butler was one of the best to ever do it”
— Bluesky· May 2026“@Joseph Starita Your kids realize this how you talk about your wife to other people or nah?”
— Bluesky· May 2026“it's clear what i meant to say and then these blue boomers want to be snarky like don't u have a wife to harrass”
— Bluesky· May 2026“"Stop sexualizing it": Travis Hunter’s wife Leanna Lenee lashes out at "Gold Digger" troll for trash talking about feeding babies”
— Bluesky· May 2026“The teacher was not happy. My wife”
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(colloquial, originally, AAVE) To marry (a woman).
Mentally scarred for life, love is war / And some chicks are just too hard to wife
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