Absobloodylutely energy means: When someone or something radiates the exact kind of over-the-top, emphatic, zero-doubt enthusiasm that "absobloodylutely" captures in a single word. It's the vibe of a person who can't just say yes . There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.