Absoflippinglutely coded means: A personality label for someone who radiates total, theatrical certainty about everything they say and do. If you're absoflippinglutely coded, you don't do subtle or lukewarm - your opinions arrive. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.