An AFK god is someone so legendarily checked-out that their absence has transcended laziness into something almost mythical. They vanish for hours, days, or entire weekends from every platform simultaneously — no texts, no Discord, no response to anything — yet somehow reappear refreshed with zero explanation. In gaming, an AFK god is the player whose disconnects are so frequent and perfectly timed that teammates suspect it's a strategy. It's equal parts insult and grudging compliment for someone who has mastered the art of being unreachable.
My roommate pulled an afk god move this whole weekend — phone off, door shut, completely unreachable.
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