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blahaj

(internet slang) A plush toy in the form of a shark, especially one manufactured by the Swedish company IKEA.

ˈbloʊhaɪDocumented since 2010s2010sGen ZCurrent204 viewsLast reviewed Jun 29, 2026+ Add a definition
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Born ~2010 · 1 year of recorded use
2010Born2026: 5 citationsToday, 2026

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#1·Apr 26, 2026

(internet slang) A plush toy in the form of a shark, especially one manufactured by the Swedish company IKEA.

See it in action
  • “Yeah we have a mini-blahaj too!”

  • “Omg striped blahaj is so cool😩”

  • “Hell yeah! Got one above our pile with mini-blahaj”

For parents

Blahaj means: A plush toy in the form of a shark, especially one manufactured by the Swedish company IKEA.. It is internet-era slang, commonly seen on TikTok, Discord, Reddit or X. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. This is a food-related word and harmless in itself. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.

For ESL learners

blahaj means: A plush toy in the form of a shark, especially one manufactured by the Swedish company IKEA.. Register: very informal, internet slang. Suitable only for casual conversation, chat and social media. Do not use in business, academic or news writing. A common learner mistake is using the word in a register it does not fit, or assuming a single global meaning; native speakers immediately notice when slang appears in formal contexts, so always check the surrounding register before producing it yourself.

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Heard in the wild
  • “Yeah we have a mini-blahaj too!”

    — Bluesky· May 2026
  • “Irl transfem communities are just a grab bag of people who don’t put effort into transition and play MTG as delusional escapism, hateful boymoders, lesbophobic straight girls, blahaj babytrans polycules, gender abolitionist leftist larpers, and sex pests”

    — Bluesky· May 2026
  • “Omg striped blahaj is so cool😩”

    — Bluesky· May 2026
  • “🌌 you should add Nat! maybe do like Blahaj and try to make Alphie and Mona and Theo lmao”

    — Bluesky· May 2026
  • “Hell yeah! Got one above our pile with mini-blahaj”

    — Bluesky· May 2026
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Blahaj means: A plush toy in the form of a shark, especially one manufactured by the Swedish company IKEA.. It is internet-era slang, commonly seen on TikTok, Discord, Reddit or X. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. This is a food-related word and harmless in itself. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.

Why is this section here?

Slang is read by different audiences for very different reasons. The For parents view re-explains the term in plain, non-judgemental language so a caregiver can understand what their child means without needing the surrounding subculture. The For English learners view focuses on register (when it's safe to use), formal alternatives, and common mistakes — what a textbook won't teach you.

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