blahaj check
A call-and-response ritual in trans and queer online spaces asking if you have your IKEA shark plushie nearby — essentially a soft wellness check disguised as a meme.
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A call-and-response ritual in trans and queer online spaces asking if you have your IKEA shark plushie nearby — essentially a soft wellness check disguised as a meme. Posting a pic of your blahaj counts as passing.
Blahaj check — everyone post your shark rn
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