A state of being completely obliterated, beyond caring, or fully zoned out — typically from alcohol or extreme exhaustion. When someone enters cabbaged mode they are essentially non-functional but still present, like a vegetable on the sofa.
He went full cabbaged mode after the third round and just sat there staring at the wall.
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