(nonstandard, internet slang) To be able to have.
If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.
“today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit — Piss-Drunk Pete can haz opinion."U.S. mission to reopen Strait of Hormuz will be temporary, Hegseth says" I don't even know what that means, 'temporary.' I thought Donny was blowing Iran off the face of the earth.”
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