cruffin fail
The specific and deeply felt defeat of showing up for a cruffin and missing out — it's sold out, your order was wrong, the lamination collapsed, or you dropped it on the pavement.
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The specific and deeply felt defeat of showing up for a cruffin and missing out — it's sold out, your order was wrong, the lamination collapsed, or you dropped it on the pavement. A cruffin fail isn't just disappointment; it's the particular sting of investing weekend energy into a premium pastry experience and getting nothing but a receipt and regret. The internet sympathizes. Slightly.
Woke up at 7, drove 20 minutes, and they were already out — biggest cruffin fail of my life.
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