Describes someone who has fully internalized the habit of quantifying and judging everything through metrics and scores. Eval-pilled people can't just enjoy things — they're always assigning numbers, rankings, or verdicts. Common in chess communities (literal engine evaluations), looksmaxing forums, and anywhere rating culture runs deep. They'll watch a movie and immediately want to score each scene. Fun at analysis, exhausting at dinner.
He's so eval-pilled he gave the date a 6.8 before they even ordered drinks.
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