hyper long
Hyper long describes something so relentlessly drawn-out and draining that it feels almost performative in its refusal to end.
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Hyper long describes something so relentlessly drawn-out and draining that it feels almost performative in its refusal to end. It's the presentation that should've wrapped up thirty slides ago. It's the argument that's still going even though both sides have said everything they had to say — twice. Hyper long isn't just tedious; it has an almost aggressive quality, like it's actively trying to sap your will to live. By the time it ends, you've already mentally planned your entire next week and reconsidered several life choices.
The security check at that airport was hyper long — I nearly missed my flight just getting through the queue.
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