in this essay I will
(internet slang, sometimes, humorous) Used after stating a controversial or absurdist opinion.
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Born ~2017 · 1 year of recorded useSeen in the wild
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(internet slang, sometimes, humorous) Used after stating a controversial or absurdist opinion.
Is writing hard, or am I just bad at it? In this essay, I will— To be honest, this whole publishing thing isn’t getting any easier for me, and I’m still relying on several trillion people to help me get my work in shape.
“The accidental gesamtkunstwerk: intercalated advertisements as a harbinger of algorithmic found art. In this essay I will ...”
— Bluesky· May 2026“the funniest part is mosaic was funded by the *drumroll* Al Gore bill so basically Al Gore invented Marc Andreesen in this essay i will”
— Bluesky· May 2026“An excellent question! In this essay I will… 1/23457”
— Bluesky· May 2026“being a munch is not exclusive to position in this essay i will”
— Bluesky· May 2026“For anyone wondering, the pre-truncation user name was "Allowing infinite characters for usernames opens up novel opportunities for creative trolling, such as forcing people to read absurdly long names. In this essay I will..."”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(literally) A hackneyed phrase used to begin an essay.
Is writing hard, or am I just bad at it? In this essay, I will— To be honest, this whole publishing thing isn’t getting any easier for me, and I’m still relying on several trillion people to help me get my work in shape.
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