pressed queen

An intensified, almost frantic state of being bothered — jealousy so acute it produces visible agitation, rapid reactions, and an inability to let anything slide. Where mega-pressed is theatrical and grandiose, hyper-pressed is restless and compulsive: the person is refreshing pages, crafting responses they'll delete, oscillating between performing indifference and barely-contained rage. It's the version of pressed that looks like a system running at 200% capacity because someone else had the audacity to succeed. You can almost feel the electricity of it through the screen.

An extreme, almost theatrical level of being bothered — way past regular pressed and into territory where the jealousy has become its own spectacle. Mega-pressed is reserved for people whose reaction to someone else's success is so disproportionate it becomes the story. It's not just that they're annoyed; they're vibrating with it. Often used affectionately to describe a hater who has committed so hard to being mad that you almost have to respect the dedication. The "mega" prefix signals we've left ordinary grievance behind and entered legendary territory.

Describing someone whose personality, behavior, or content has an unmistakable undercurrent of being bothered — even when they're not explicitly complaining. Pressed-coded people are recognizable by the tells: the slightly too-eager dunks, the unprompted comparisons, the defensive energy in unrelated conversations. It's not that they're always pressed, it's that jealousy and irritation are baked into how they move. The "-coded" suffix turns it from a moment into an identity, implying their whole vibe radiates low-key agitation at someone else's existence.