Being proffee pilled means you've been fully converted to the proffee lifestyle — protein powder and coffee combined — and now you cannot stop talking about it. The pilled suffix implies a transformation so complete it feels ideological. Pre-pill you thought adding protein to coffee was bizarre. Post-pill you're texting friends recipes, calculating macros out loud, and quietly judging people who still drink plain lattes. Proffee pilled is the wellness rabbit hole that doesn't feel like a rabbit hole because the drink genuinely tastes good and the macros check out.
My flatmate got me proffee pilled over lockdown and now I can't imagine starting a morning any other way.
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