A (usually ironic) title for someone who consistently finds themselves in undefined romantic arrangements — the person in the friend group who has been in back-to-back situationships and somehow never gets a real relationship out of any of them. A situationship king has perfected the art of almost-relationships: deep enough to feel real, undefined enough to avoid commitment, and recurring enough to be a pattern. It's half crown, half cautionary tale.
Four years, four different people, zero official relationships — everyone agrees he's the undisputed situationship king.
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