When the attempt to rush through something with maximum efficiency collapses spectacularly — not just slow, but actively worse than if you'd taken your time. A speedrun fail is what happens when the shortcuts backfire: you tried to cram the night before and blanked on the exam, you rushed through cooking and burned everything, you skipped steps on a project and had to start over. The term carries karmic energy, as if the universe is penalizing you specifically for disrespecting the process.
Absolute speedrun fail — tried to assemble the furniture in twenty minutes, stripped three screws, and now the whole thing wobbles.
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