Describes someone who has fully internalized the speedrunning philosophy as a lifestyle — always optimizing, always looking for the fastest route, deeply unable to take anything at its intended pace. Speedrun-pilled people treat every task like there's a leaderboard. They research shortcuts before vacations, skip tutorials on everything, and somehow view a lazy Sunday as an efficiency problem to be solved. The term is almost always used affectionately or ironically, acknowledging that the person has gone full acceleration-brain.
She's so speedrun-pilled she read the entire book by only reading chapter summaries and still gave a better review than people who finished it.
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