Sus long is the particular flavor of tedium that also smells like something isn't quite right. It's when a process feels unnecessarily complicated in a way that makes you wonder if that's intentional — like the form asking for seventeen pieces of ID, or the terms and conditions that are fifty pages long for a free app. Sus long isn't just draining your patience; it's also triggering your instinct that someone, somewhere, is trying to wear you down on purpose. You're doing it, but you're suspicious the whole time.
The return process was sus long — I had to submit the same information three times, which makes no sense.
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