tank fail
A tank fail is when someone who is supposed to be the resilient anchor of a situation finally breaks — or, in the gaming sense, when the designated damage-absorber fails to hold the line and chaos cascades outward.
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A tank fail is when someone who is supposed to be the resilient anchor of a situation finally breaks — or, in the gaming sense, when the designated damage-absorber fails to hold the line and chaos cascades outward. In real-life usage it's often applied to moments of public stress collapse from the person you'd least expect: the unflappable friend who finally loses it, the crisis manager who becomes the crisis. There's something uniquely arresting about a tank fail because it violates a fundamental assumption about who this person is.
She handled six months of insanity with zero visible stress and then completely melted down at a self-checkout machine — massive tank fail and I say this with love.
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