Someone who always has the best gossip, delivered at precisely the right moment with maximum impact. The tea god isn't just informed — they're omniscient about drama, seemingly connected to every social network simultaneously, and their information is always accurate. They don't just spill tea; they orchestrate it. In online communities, the tea god is the account or person everyone @ mentions when they want to know what actually happened. A mix of reverence and mild fear, because they know everything about everyone.
Ask Deja — she's the tea god, she had screenshots before the tweet even got deleted.
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Viral internet speak — memes, ratios, main-character moments, and the algospeak of every platform from Twitter to Reddit to TikTok comment sections.
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