The undisputed legend of a smoke session — the person whose tolerance is so mythic, whose strain knowledge runs so deep, and whose ability to roll a perfect blunt at midnight blindfolded is so consistent that they've transcended mere participant status. The bake god doesn't just get high; they curate the experience, set the pace, and somehow always have the good stuff. They remember everyone's preferences, know when to pass, and never get too cooked to function. Being called a bake god isn't just about consumption — it's a title earned through wisdom, consistency, and vibes.
Ask Marcus what to get — he's the bake god, he knows every dispensary in the city by heart.
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