The person who rules every smoke session by sheer presence, generosity, and unmatched enthusiasm for the ritual. The bake king doesn't have to say much — everyone naturally defers to them on what to smoke, when to light up, and how long the session goes. While the bake god is about transcendent knowledge, the bake king is about control of the room: they set the tempo, they brought the fire, and everybody knows it. Getting crowned bake king in the group chat is the highest honor a stoner circle can bestow.
Tyler pulled up with three different strains and a brand new piece — absolute bake king behavior.
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