When the weather dips and everyone suddenly rediscovers their love for a perfectly pulled espresso cut with steamed milk, you're living in cortado szn. It's that golden stretch of the year — usually fall or early winter — when the cortado becomes the undisputed status drink of every coffee-obsessed corner of the internet. Your feed fills with ceramic cup aesthetics, barista reels, and people who've suddenly become very opinionated about milk ratios. Cortado szn is less a season and more a vibe that descends when the temperature drops and minimalist coffee culture peaks.
The scarves are out and my FYP is nothing but latte art — it's officially cortado szn.
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