The act of maximising your gaff — your home, flat, or personal space — to its absolute peak potential. Gaff maxxing means obsessing over every detail of your setup, from the perfect monitor placement to the exact throw pillow arrangement. It's the domestic version of gymmaxxing, where the gains are measured in aesthetic satisfaction rather than muscle. Someone deep in gaff maxxing mode will argue for hours about lamp positioning and spend Sunday rearranging shelves for the fifth time this month.
He's been gaff maxxing all weekend — new rug, rearranged the kitchen, even colour-coded his bookshelf.
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