Someone who has been so thoroughly absorbed into the world of gossip and drama that they can no longer interact with information neutrally — everything gets filtered through the question of what this means for the tea. Being tea-pilled means you're always looking for the deeper story, always suspicious of surface-level narratives, always ready to dissect someone's motives. It's the gossip equivalent of seeing the Matrix. A little exhausting, but rarely boring at parties.
She's so tea-pilled she analyzed the seating chart at a wedding for hidden beef — and she was right.
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