mega enshittification

Hyper enshittification is the accelerated, turbocharged version — when a platform collapses not over years but over months or even weeks, compressing the full decay arc into a frantic sprint. Where mega enshittification describes scale, hyper enshittification describes speed: decisions made in panic, features ripped out before replacements exist, monetization strategies deployed before the product is even stable. It's enshittification on fast-forward, often triggered by a new ownership change or an investor ultimatum.

An enshittification fail is the rare moment of public schadenfreude when a company's attempt to degrade its product backfires spectacularly — users revolt, the stock drops, the CEO issues a non-apology, and the feature gets quietly rolled back. It's the universe providing a small corrective to the usual one-way flow of platform decay. Tech Twitter lives for an enshittification fail, and the documentation of each one serves as thin hope that users retain some power.

Enshittification maxxing is when a company stops pretending to care and goes absolutely full send on the decay process — cutting support teams, piling on ads, introducing paywalls for features that used to be free, all at once. The '-maxxing' suffix, borrowed from optimization culture, is used sarcastically here: these companies are 'maximizing' their strategy, just one aimed entirely at short-term extraction at the expense of literally every user. The word implies both intensity and absurdity.